I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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