4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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