is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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