I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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