So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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