I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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