I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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