She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Randomize
