MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
