I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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