He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
third nipple confirmed
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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