I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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