I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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