would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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