everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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