apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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