I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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