sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Randomize
