I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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