That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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