you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
