I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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