Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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