physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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