Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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