2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I just want nice things and good sex
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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