She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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