Tell her she can't have a vagina
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
