For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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