Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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