Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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