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she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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