so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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