i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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