Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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