He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Found the puke drawer
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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