3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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