week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Randomize
