We won't sleep together?
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
pop tarts are not kleenex
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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