My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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