Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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