Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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