chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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