He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
PANTIES FOUND
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