if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
This house was built for laser tag.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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