YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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