Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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