i can't believe i had my finger in that
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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