Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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