At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
