But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
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