Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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