We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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