i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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