spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I wish there were birth control emojis
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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